Maybe we’re lounging together on some far flung beach, or wandering the cobblestones of a European city. Perhaps you’re showing me around your hometown or your favourite vacation spot. Is there any better way to unwind than with the knowledge of a warm embrace ready and waiting for you?

I do not currently offer travel dates to the USA. For everywhere else in the world, feel free to inquire. Are you an American and crushed to read I can’t come to you? Might I suggest we meet on neutral soil somewhere warm, and commiserate on the vagaries of international borders.